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have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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Did you check the trajectory? It was going to hit Batman in the face but was like “Wait. Nope. Nuh uh.” and swerved to the left.
I’D GET THE FUCK OUT OF BATMAN’S WAY TOO
PHYSICS BE DAMNED
no wonder Batman never gets shot
THE BULLETS ARE AFRAID OF HIM
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BULLETS WEREN’T AFRAID OF HIS PARENTS.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH ^^^^^^
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the ship chooses the shipper, mr. potter
it is not always clear how
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